Stay Tuned . . .

Day nine is here friends. Well, half way through it- GO ME! Tomorrow is the Finale and Saturday is beach day, Cant Wait! just bought myself a new maxi dress too. for some reason i just Love wearing long dresses to the beach. #shrug.

These past 9 days sure did prove trying, but it's all well worth it! Check back with your favorite diary tomorrow for a post on my love affair for Sam Rockwell and the Gingers! Love me a weirdo and the red heads..... cant help mahsalf!

goodbye my almost lover

here's to the good times babe. Xx.

there are few things harder on a woman's heart than losing [one of] the loves of her young life. sad news [for myself, eh] to report in the world today. my former ex-lover Mr. Orlando Bloom is officially Off The Market. sadface to the 27th power!

apparently hes been dating some "model" named Miranda Kerr [ruff] for the past 4 years or somethin [not important] and as of sometime last month they secretly tied the knot. well friends, that little hussy wasted no time at all. sources close to me [teh interwebz] go on to say Ms. Kerr is already with child. Ughhhhhhh. at least she's gonna get fat- then the jask shall have her reign!

all jokes aside, good for them and congrats! Lord, if you are going to take him away from me can you at least make it someone hotter than myself? Check! She is friggin smokin and his body is like liquid fiyahh. can you even imagine what their children would look like? ouch. in a totally good way of course! but on a for real tip, i've said my goodbyes. because we all know this little minx doesnt mess with no other woman's goods. sorry DILF- baby mama drama, um no. so, good for you both for finding love in this crazy shithead-infested world we're livin in! kisses and best wishes and all that mushy crap.

i still have my dreams... and No One can take that away from meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

seriously tho, how HAWT are these two??? DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!

killing me softly: Fixed-Gear Bikes

Im ALL for young adults doing their part in reducing their carbon footprint. that said, why & when did this whole "fixed-gear biking fad" become the new thing for douches across Los Scandalous? there is a difference between this being a "Lifestyle" and this being a [dread-word] "Trend."

Lifestyle.

trend

Lifestyle.

trend.

seeing the difference here?

DIE YUPPIE SCUM.

i fucken hate trendsters.

get your own look brah.

me + you + you + me.

going to shout it once

..get it out and then never speak on it again.

N E X T ! !

[I HATE HOW THESE VIDS GET CUT OFF ON HERE. DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT SO THEY'RE NOT LIKE THAT? MUCH APPRECIATION. KISS, JESS.]

"it is my fault you see, you never learned that much from me..."

my lord this woman is a BEAST!!