Megan Fox: Hott as Shit, Dumb as Rocks

We get it, you're hott.

Your body is a little slice of heaven.

You know how it really sounds 'When Doves Cry'.

Puppies love the smell of Your Breath.

But, By Golly- can we stick to what we're good at?

*Camera Flashes*

Lick Lips*

Bravo! Genius! We Love You, Megan!

But By God- would you keep the talking to thee absolute Minimum?

Girl digs herself deeper and deeper into the black hole of stupidity EVERY- [count 'em] EVERY TIME she utters a complete sentence.

My thoughts are maybe even her hottness catches her off guard sometimes? [maybe?] That she does indeed understand the imbalance that her visual perfection bestows upon the rest of the universe [yeah?] And to try and right the worlds' wrongs, she Purposely verbally trips over any chance she has of sounding like a "normal" sound-individual? [anything?]

Is this girl an undercover genius?

"If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food. And milk, it's like-you can smell the warmth in the fart. My wardrobe on Transformers always smells like farts, and I have no idea why." - GQ, October 2008

"I'm horrible to live with. I don't clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet. Friends will tell me, "Megan, you totally pinched a loaf in my toilet and didn't flush." - FHM, June 2007

"I come across as confident and [women] assume that means that I think I'm hot shit. And that makes them feel bad about themselves and so they hate me." -Entertainment Weekly, June 2009

And the most recent:
“I feel much safer with girls, so I felt more comfortable kissing her in the movie than kissing any of the other people that I had to kiss. I think she was extremely uncomfortable. I don’t think that — I know that. She was not comfortable and there was a lot of laughing — like, giggling fits that happened in between takes.” [on kissing co-star Amanda Seyfried in their new movie 'Jennifer's body'.]

I'll let you decide on your opinion.

But in the meantime, Look here's a pretty picture of Megan Fox! :sizzle:

what's inside your lunch box?

Vegan B.L.T.A. - Tierra Cafe

Lord. Have. Mercy.

Grilled Veggie Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato, Avocado & Vegenaise on toasted whole wheat bread with Oven Fries.

Now i gotta say i was really fearful of this item, mainly due to the fact that i am newly vegetarian and a couple of the "Soy Meat" options that i have tried cooking myself are nothing yet to really jump up and down about. i do also chalk it up to the fact that i am brushing up on my cooking skills as well- face it, i am No Giada De Laurentiis. HowEver, one of my co-workers suggested this spot which offers organic coffees, teas and veggie cuisine and is just a block away from my building in Downtown LA. convenient enough. she said she mistakenly got the "B"LTA thinking it was any ol' normal sammie, but to her surprise happened to be vegan. the "bacon" looks rather unsual, more like the colored wraps you'd find but the taste- oh, the taste is out of control! i loved it. my mouth watered. i felt like i was sinning and there was NO WAY this couldnt be real meat. but its not. and to my benefit! i even almost ate the whole thing!

I cant believe i can still have the delicious tastes of some of my favorite foods without the unhealthy side effects that most meats carry nowadays! so if you find yourself on Wilshire Blvd., in the heart of DTLA, stop in for a bite or a drink and your body, mind and spirit [and tastebuds] will thank you for it!!

I hope you are all having a lovely Friday and are in happy AND healthy spirits!

Love, j

doth my eyes deceive me?

artist: Joshua Petker

I have to say i have a sexy art crush on Joshua Petker. in the know? born in Van Nuys in '79 and residing currently in silverlake, he is a die-hard Dodger fan, doesnt party too hardy unless it's at The Little Joy, he enjoys living in "Hollywood" because of the solitude it brings as well as the choatic close-to-the-edge feeling it is always on the brink of. must be why he loves the juxtaposition. i too, love the juxtaposition he brings in terms of the bright neon colors with the dark undertone of alot of his paintings. hot ladies with girlie colors lookin' all bugged out. verrrry nice. and althought some artists have tried that one a few too many times, i like the way he pulls it off. i dont feel like he is "trying." it just "is."

He says he doesnt start off by drawing his "figures" either, they just "are." almost like he is simply freeing the creatures that already inhabit his canvases. such a gift!

One of his major influences is the great Gustav Klimt who i am also fascinated with. you can certainly see the ties between the two without feeling you've seen it all before.

As many of the greats are concerned, they all usually have one major thing in common: they are not of this time. and by that i mean; they do not feel as though they belong to this day and age [the days we worship reality television and the desire to be famous simply for doing nothing at all.] "I used to say I was born in the wrong century.." Food for thought. one thing is for certain, he is a contemporary painter interested in historical themes.

What is he up to now? as we speak? well on August 5th Joshua helped out friend and fashion designer Jared Gold with a show made up mostly of exclusive couture pieces that were inspired by Johsua's paintings. he is also working on a series of paintings that he will be showcasing sometime in the Spring of 2010. during daylight hours, he focuses on watercolor painting becuase more often than not, he finds that he can really get into the groove later in the night. second wind?

be on the lookout for more of Joshua's work, i think he is BRILLIANT! and no Joshua, i dont think the world will wait until you are dead to enjoy and really appreciate your work, i am on a mission to get you noticed, hunnie!! take the world by storm and show us what you've really got!

please dont bother trying to find her.. She's Not There.

that's the thing about a classic. it never goes outta style.

Enjoy, Darlings.

[and pay attention.]