Megan Fox: Hott as Shit, Dumb as Rocks

We get it, you're hott.

Your body is a little slice of heaven.

You know how it really sounds 'When Doves Cry'.

Puppies love the smell of Your Breath.

But, By Golly- can we stick to what we're good at?

*Camera Flashes*

Lick Lips*

Bravo! Genius! We Love You, Megan!

But By God- would you keep the talking to thee absolute Minimum?

Girl digs herself deeper and deeper into the black hole of stupidity EVERY- [count 'em] EVERY TIME she utters a complete sentence.

My thoughts are maybe even her hottness catches her off guard sometimes? [maybe?] That she does indeed understand the imbalance that her visual perfection bestows upon the rest of the universe [yeah?] And to try and right the worlds' wrongs, she Purposely verbally trips over any chance she has of sounding like a "normal" sound-individual? [anything?]

Is this girl an undercover genius?

"If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food. And milk, it's like-you can smell the warmth in the fart. My wardrobe on Transformers always smells like farts, and I have no idea why." - GQ, October 2008

"I'm horrible to live with. I don't clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet. Friends will tell me, "Megan, you totally pinched a loaf in my toilet and didn't flush." - FHM, June 2007

"I come across as confident and [women] assume that means that I think I'm hot shit. And that makes them feel bad about themselves and so they hate me." -Entertainment Weekly, June 2009

And the most recent:
“I feel much safer with girls, so I felt more comfortable kissing her in the movie than kissing any of the other people that I had to kiss. I think she was extremely uncomfortable. I don’t think that — I know that. She was not comfortable and there was a lot of laughing — like, giggling fits that happened in between takes.” [on kissing co-star Amanda Seyfried in their new movie 'Jennifer's body'.]

I'll let you decide on your opinion.

But in the meantime, Look here's a pretty picture of Megan Fox! :sizzle: